In lieu of aid, Kamala enrolls California fire victims in Jelly of the Month Club
SACRAMENTO, CA — In what can only be described as a masterstroke of administrative innovation, Vice President Kamala Harris has...
Month: January 2025
Hunter Biden claims new ‘masterpieces’ lost in wildfire were totally worth $200 million
LOS ANGELES—In a bizarre twist to the already tumultuous narrative surrounding Hunter Biden, the son of President Joe Biden, has...
AOC: ‘If global warming is a hoax, why is it 90° in Australia now in the middle of WINTER?!’
I don't know who needs to hear this but global warming is not a hoax. It's real. I'm sitting here...
BREAKING: Pete Hegseth storms Senate Armed Forces Hearing; claims Capitol for Jesus Christ
WASHINGTON, DC—Pete Hegseth, clad in full medieval knight regalia, stormed into the Senate Armed Forces Committee hearing with the zeal...
BREAKING: Pete Hegseth opens senate confirmation hearing by calling Adam Schiff ‘so ugly even Epstein wouldn’t bring him to his island’
Washington, D.C.—The room was electric as Pete Hegseth, the Fox News host-turned-cabinet nominee, kicked off his Senate confirmation hearing with...
BREAKING: In lieu of aid, Biden reassures California wildfire victims he will be sending $100 billion to Ukraine in their name
LOS ANGELES—In a heartfelt gesture of international solidarity, President* Joe Biden assured the victims of California’s devastating wildfires that while...
AOC horrified that people are using gas-powered blowtorches instead of solar-powered one to start wildfires in California
In an astonishing revelation that has left the progressive community reeling, Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (AOC) expressed her horror upon discovering...
Gavin Newsom unveils fully-developed ‘totally spontaneous’ plans to rebuild Los Angeles after fires
In a move that has absolutely nothing to do with prior preparation, California Governor Gavin Newsom has unveiled detailed, fully...
JUST IN: Tone deaf pilot has gender reveal party in the midst of LA wildfires
In what might be the most tone-deaf move since someone decided to throw a birthday party during the Black Plague,...
Woman who got rich from people burning down cities gets her mansion burnt down by wildfire
In a twist of fate that could only be described as the universe's version of poetic justice, or perhaps just...
