Newsom lets Ben Shapiro’s people go after 7th plague devastates California
LOS ANGELES—Governor Gavin Newsom has finally softened his hardened heart and let Ben Shapiro‘s people go after a 7th plague of fire has decimated the state.
For months, Shapiro has been conveying God’s command to let his Daily Wire people go, but Newsom would not have any of it. He withstood plagues of coronavirus, murder hornets, feces on the sidewalk, and darkness caused by electricity outages, but still Newsom’s heart was hard.
Finally the wildfires have broken the once impenetrable Governor Newsom.
From 2015 to 2017, California saw a net loss of between 129,000 and 143,000 residents to domestic migration each year, according to census estimates. California has lost more people to other states than it has gained for much of the last two decades.
Shapiro plans on wandering around the Mojave desert for 40 years before making his way to the promised land of Nashville, Tennessee.
It is rumored that God had a couple more plagues up his sleeve, but Newsom has not wanted to test the Almighty. All firstborn sons in California can thank Ben Shapiro for saving their lives.
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