BREAKING: Iran Cancels Plans to Attack California because Gavin Newsom Already Destroyed It
TEHRAN — Iranian military planners have formally shelved a long-rumored operation targeting California after an internal review concluded the mission...
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Democrats Urge Voters to Vote for Them So Gas Prices Will Come Down Like they are in Blue States
WASHINGTON — In a series of carefully worded statements this week, Democratic leaders and campaign surrogates encouraged Americans to vote...
Newsom Threatens to Seize Elon Musk’s Entire $1.1 Trillion to Fund Another 0.0 Miles of His High-Speed Rail Project
SACRAMENTO — Governor Gavin Newsom announced Tuesday that his administration is exploring legal avenues to confiscate Elon Musk’s full $1.1...
California Vows To Keep Counting Votes Until Pratt & Hilton Are Eliminated
SACRAMENTO — Citing an unwavering commitment to democratic norms, California election officials announced Tuesday that vote counting in the state's...
BREAKING: Newsom Bans Filming in California
SACRAMENTO, Calif. — Following the release of a series of viral videos by YouTuber Nick Shirley purporting to show widespread...
Gavin Newsom’s state budget includes $33,000 for a portrait of himself
SACRAMENTO — As California faces ongoing deficits, housing shortages, and infrastructure challenges, the state budget quietly sets aside thirty-three thousand...
Millions Gather for “No Queens” March in California and Minnesota
Los Angeles/Saint Paul – In scenes of shocking civility, an estimated 14 million Americans descended on the streets of Los...
Gov Newsom Bans Iranian Terrorists from Destroying California: ‘Don’t Worry. I Got This’
SACRAMENTO — In a bold move to protect the Golden State's monopoly on high-stakes political theater, Governor Gavin Newsom signed...
CNN adds Gavin Newsom to panel on ‘What It’s Like Being Black & Poor in America’
ATLANTA — In what network executives are calling a “definitive step toward radical empathy,” CNN has confirmed California Governor Gavin...
Newsom Conducts High-Profile Drive-By Shooting in Compton to Prove He’s ‘Just Like Them’
COMPTON, CA – In what aides are calling “a decisive step toward national healing,” California Governor Gavin Newsom personally piloted...
