NYC Schools Worry They May Not Have Enough Drag Queens And Hardcore Gay Porn To Meet Educational Needs Of Huge Influx Of Migrant Children

NEW YORK—In a city known for its diversity and progressivism, New York City schools are facing an unexpected challenge. As an unprecedented influx of migrant children arrives at the city’s borders, educators are left wondering if they have enough drag queens and hardcore gay porn to meet the unique educational needs of this new demographic.

“We pride ourselves on offering a comprehensive and inclusive curriculum,” said Principal Emma Gayass of the newly renamed “LGBTQ+ Pride Elementary School. “But with this surge in migrant children, we’re concerned that our drag queen story hours and sex education classes might be stretched too thin.”

The city’s drag queen instructors, who have become an integral part of the curriculum, are now working overtime to accommodate the growing number of students. “It’s not easy being fabulous 24/7,” lamented Glitter Glamazon, a renowned drag queen and third-grade teacher. “But we’ll do whatever it takes to make these kids feel welcome and fabulous too.”

In addition to concerns about drag queen availability, there’s also the issue of hardcore gay porn. New York City schools have long prided themselves on their progressive sex education programs, which include explicit materials designed to promote inclusivity and diversity. With the surge in migrant children, educators are worried they might run out of this essential teaching tool.

“We believe in comprehensive, no-holds-barred pornographic education,” said Dr. Seymour Buttz, a sex education specialist. “But with the sudden increase in enrollment, we’re facing a potential shortage of our most educational materials.”

Some parents and community members have expressed concerns about the explicit content in the curriculum. “I want my child to learn about tolerance and diversity, but I think there might be more age-appropriate ways to do it,” said one concerned parent.

City officials are working diligently to address these concerns and ensure that all students, including the new arrivals, receive a well-rounded education. Plans are in motion to recruit more drag queens and, if necessary, produce additional hardcore gay porn.

In the meantime, educators are determined to provide a welcoming and inclusive environment for all students. “Our motto is ‘Learn, Love, and Live Your Truth,'” said Principal Rainbowfeather. “And we’re committed to helping every child do just that, no matter where they come from.”

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