OPED: It takes balls for John Cena to let China cut them off like he did


Many have mocked and ridiculed John Cena for apologizing to China and the totalitarian Chinese Communist Party for daring to say that Taiwan was its own country. He didn’t even say it was its own nation—just its own country like England is its own country inside of the UK. But whatever.

People are calling him a coward and a cuck, and I just cannot let that stand.

Seriously, speaking as a trans person, in order for someone to castrate you, you need to have the stuff to castrate in the first place. In order for China to cut off Cena’s balls like they so publicly did, he had to have balls to begin with.

Of course, he doesn’t have them any more, but that’s beside the point.

John, welcome to the trans community!


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