Some female Olympians complain about ball-crushing uniforms after dominating performance
TOKYO—The Chinese Olympic track and field team has dominated all competition leading to the 2020
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Harris removes racist white stripes from US flag in time for 4th of July
WASHINGTON, DC—Following up on a campaign promise to remove the racist white stripes from the
Biden retaliates for Chinese defector by giving China the entire FBI
WASHINGTON, DC–Not fully understanding how it works, US President* Joe Biden promised to give the
Genesius Times issues apology to China
Much has been said about the apology that John Cena made after he accidentally said
OPED: It takes balls for John Cena to let China cut them off like he did
Many have mocked and ridiculed John Cena for apologizing to China and the totalitarian Chinese
Democrats declare War on Gravity after Biden stair incident
The effort to defend the Dominion elected China Puppet is never ending battle. Trump’s demands
Biden approval rating surges after he’s replaced with a cardboard cutout of himself
US—President Biden’s approval rating has surged after he was replaced with a cardboard cutout of
Biden signs executive order mandating Gorilla Glue face masks for all Americans
WASHINGTON, DC—Dominion-elected-President Joe Biden has already signed several executive orders as the USA transitions into
BREAKING: The Dallas Mavericks secede from the United States
DALLAS—NBA team the Dallas Mavericks, led by owner Mark Cuban, have seceded from the United
Biden replaces disloyal National Guard troops with loyal Chinese army
WASHINGTON, DC–President Biden isn’t taking any chances with security. He’s making sure that all the