Spirit Halloween “Science” Costume

Unleash your inner genius and eccentricity with the Spirit Halloween “Science” costume, the perfect choice for Halloween or themed parties. This costume will transform you into the zaniest pusher of scientism ever!

Includes:

• Wuhan Lab funding
• Fearmongering
• Triple mask
• Big Pharma cash
• 6 boosters & COVID
• 60 Dead beagles
• Neuremberg 2
  transcript

* includes NO science

Perfect for:

• Halloween parties
• Costume events
• Science-themed gatherings
• School dress-up days
• Experiments (of the fun and safe kind)

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Exavier Saskagoochie

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