Biden to burn $100 bills at fireside chats to lower energy costs
WASHINGTON, DC—President* Joe Biden has announced that he will begin burning $100 bills in his fireside chats as a way...
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Stacey Abrams: ‘If we abort 2 Million babies this year we could send another $40 Billion to Ukraine’
ATLANTA—Georgia gubernatorial candidate and perennial election denier Stacey Abrams is promoting a savvy economic plan. "Inflation is really hitting us...
AOC: ‘If the recession is so bad why are all my friends in DC getting so rich?’
WASHINGTON, DC—Friends, I had another deep thought that I’d like to share. Lots of capitalist monsters try to say that...
BREAKING: Biden cures COVID
(CNN) WASHINGTON, DC—Just days after President* Joe Biden cured cancer, Biden has also cured COVID. “You know, we were so...
Amid skyrocketing inflation, Hunter Biden forced to pay 18% to ‘The Big Guy’
WASHINGTON, DC—No one is exempt from the skyrocketing inflation, including President* Joe Biden's son Hunter, who is now forced to...
BREAKING: FDA approves new Pfizer vaccine that is 95% effective against recession
US—The FDA has approved a new vaccine that is 95% effective against recession, a statement from the agency said. The...
Dollar Tree renamed ‘Buck-Fifty Bush’ amid skyrocketing inflation
US—U.S. inflation surged to a new four-decade high in June because of rising prices for gas, food and rent, squeezing household...
Fed hikes interest rate most in 30 years to fight the skyrocketing inflation that isn’t happening
(CNN) The economy is going great and everyone is doing just great. The Federal Reserve on Wednesday launched its biggest...
Biden denies skyrocketing inflation; cites ‘stocks are 25% cheaper now’
WASHINGTON, DC—President* Joe Biden denied that there is massive inflation and pointed to the stock market crash as proof that...
