In the not-so-distant future of 24th-century wokeness, welcome to Star Trek: Woketard Academy — where merit is microaggression, competence is colonialism, and the only thing more diverse than the crew… is the list of mandatory sensitivity trainings.Episode 1: “The Forbidden Breach”When a straight, cis, white male somehow slips past every layer of pronoun-enforced security, emotional-support phasers, and the newly installed “Equity Shield™,” the entire Academy is thrown into chaos.

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