STUDY: Woman live longer than men, but scientific solutions exist

GENESIUS TIMES

Equality does not exist in the real world. It is a myth, fantasy, irrelevance and political construct. It does exist in the field of mathematics, but nowhere else. I suppose there are some fields of scientific study where it also exists but certainly nowhere in reality.

Now we all know that men basically suck. They rape, pillage, pass gas at will without adequate notice, and that’s on their best days. Women are pretty much God’s perfection on Earth. A reflection of divinity. Can we get an Amen?

Let’s face it. Women are victims. All women. But God, in her infinite wisdom has given women the gift of life. Long life. On average, women in the U.S. live 4.8 years longer than men. We know it should be longer but if it were too long, men would take matters into their own hands if you know what I mean. Thanks OJ.

All this inequality has not gone unnoticed by congressional Democrats, especially The Squad. Their virtue signaling has recently been on full display. Their plan for this flagrant inequity? All men, from age 50 on up, should simply transition. Problem solved. Sometimes the Republicans are just so behind the curve.

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