Supreme Court Justice Roberts plugs ears, yells ‘I can’t hear you’ in response to election fraud cases

WASHINGTON, DC—The highest court in the United States has rejected the last legal contest to the widespread election fraud in the 2020 presidential election and called “triple stamp, no erasies, touch blue made it true.”

“The petitions for writs of mandamus are denied,” the court said Monday. “This is triple stamped, no erasies, and multiple justices have touched blue made it true.”

The triple stamp followed Sidney Powell’s double stamp after the Justice Roberts called “quitsies” on previous cases.

Attorney Sidney Powell called anti-quitsies and no startsies, which led to the double stamp from Roberts.

Some have called into question the validity of triple stamping a double stamp, but Justice Roberts dismissed the argument by putting his fingers in his ears and saying, “La la la la la la la la la!”

Clearly, this has ended all discussion of the perfectly legitimate 2020 presidential election. There should be no doubt in your mind that Joe Biden got the most votes of any politician in the history of the world.


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