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Omar offers condolences to friends and family of ‘austere scholar’ al-Baghdadi

Exavier Saskagoochie October 28, 2019 0

Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi, the reclusive leader of the world’s most austere religious movement, was killed during a daring nighttime raid by...

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Sharpton slams Trump for lack of diversity in team that caught al-Baghdadi

Exavier Saskagoochie October 28, 2019 0

Al Sharpton tore in to the callous President Trump for having the world's leading terrorist killed with a roughly homogenous...

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