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Jim Cantore covers hurricane from basement bathroom amid pandemic

Exavier Saskagoochie August 27, 2020

Renowned weather reporter Jim Cantore has been through it all—storm surges, 150-mile-an-hour winds, and lightning strikes. But he will be...

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