BREAKING: Biden cancels 4th of July for being transphobic
WASHINGTON, DC—President* Joe Biden has canceled the Fourth of July national holiday for being transphobic. "Since there were only CIS-gendered...
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BREAKING: Biden outlaws reading the Declaration of Independence on 4th of July
WASHINGTON, DC—President* Joe Biden has issued an executive order outlawing the reading of the Declaration of Independence on the 4th...
BREAKING: Roe v Wade reinstated as Democrats find 150,000 Supreme Court votes at 2am
WASHINGTON, DC—In a shocking turn of events, the Supreme Court has reversed its earlier decision to overturn Roe versus Wade...
The ‘Love Wins’ crowd threatens to ‘Burn it all down’ if they can’t keep killing babies
US—The "Love Wins" crowd has threatened to "Burn it all down" if they can't keep killing babies following the Supreme...
Biden’s FDA bans Juul from selling e-cigarettes; approves them selling crack instead
WASHINGTON, DC—A new report says that the Food and Drug Administration is planning to cut off Juul e-cigarettes from the...
New MasterClass offering: Joe Biden Teaches Riding a Bike
US—MasterClass always chooses the best people for their classes. Like when they chose Paul Krugman to teach economics. That was...
Biden executive order punishes parents who don’t chop off the arms of kids who identify as T-Rex
WASHINGTON, DC–President* Joe Biden signed legislation yesterday that criminalizes parents who don't chop off the arms of their children who...
Fed hikes interest rate most in 30 years to fight the skyrocketing inflation that isn’t happening
(CNN) The economy is going great and everyone is doing just great. The Federal Reserve on Wednesday launched its biggest...
Biden denies skyrocketing inflation; cites ‘stocks are 25% cheaper now’
WASHINGTON, DC—President* Joe Biden denied that there is massive inflation and pointed to the stock market crash as proof that...
BREAKING: Feds foil devious plot by several men attempting to be white in public
COEUR D'ALENE, ID—Federal agents with the FBI have foiled another plot of men attempting to be white in public. The...
