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WASHINGTON, DC—Republican lawmakers have scheduled a hearing to determine why nothing ever happens after their hearings, sources say. "We have...

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BREAKING: Congress votes to move US-Mexico border wall to Ukraine

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In a bipartisan vote, the US House of Representatives voted to send the border wall between US and Mexico to...

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