Skip to content

Genesius Times

The Most Reliable Source of Fake News on the Planet

Primary Menu

Genesius Times

  • Home
  • NewsbeatExclusive
  • Politics
  • Business
  • Science
    • Health
    • Tech
  • Culture
    • Religion
    • Entertainment
    • Sports
    • Lifestyle & Beauty
  • World
  • Subscribe
    • Where to Find Us
  • Support
    • Become a Patron
    • Shop
  • Home
  • Satire That’s Truer Than News
  • Lindsay Graham

Lindsay Graham

gop-hearing
  • Culture
  • Politics

GOP to hold hearing to determine why nothing ever happens after their hearings

Exavier Saskagoochie January 14, 2026 0

WASHINGTON, DC—Republican lawmakers have scheduled a hearing to determine why nothing ever happens after their hearings, sources say. "We have...

Read MoreRead more about GOP to hold hearing to determine why nothing ever happens after their hearings
house-defend-syria-not-us
  • Newsbeat
  • Politics
  • World

BREAKING: Congress votes to move US-Mexico border wall to Ukraine

Exavier Saskagoochie December 8, 2021 1

In a bipartisan vote, the US House of Representatives voted to send the border wall between US and Mexico to...

Read MoreRead more about BREAKING: Congress votes to move US-Mexico border wall to Ukraine
house-defend-syria-not-us
  • Newsbeat
  • Politics
  • World

BREAKING: Congress votes to protect Syria’s border but not the US border

Exavier Saskagoochie October 17, 2019 0

In a bipartisan vote, the US House of Representatives voted to reject President Trump's removal of US troops from the...

Read MoreRead more about BREAKING: Congress votes to protect Syria’s border but not the US border

Currently trending:

  • trump-blockade-kentuckyTrump Orders Blockade of Ohio River, Plans Airstrikes on Kentucky Over Massie Nuclear Threat
  • idf-kentuckyIDF Installs Razor Wire Fence Around Newest Israeli Settlement KY-4
  • SDG HipsterHero of the Christian faith writes ‘Soli Deo Gloria’ after all his inane Facebook posts
  • california-terrorismGov Newsom Bans Iranian Terrorists from Destroying California: ‘Don’t Worry. I Got This’
  • trump-massie2Israel Alerts Trump That Thomas Massie is Just 2 Weeks from Completing Nuclear Weapon
  • daylight-savingsLocal man lives in constant daylight after saving it for 12 years
  • ozzy-biden-translatorOzzy Osbourne hired to interpret Joe Biden’s speeches
  • epstein-suicide-taylor-swiftAUTOPSY: Epstein suicide linked to constant loop of Taylor Swift’s new album
  • aoc-zero-cents-coinUS Treasury honors Ocasio-Cortez with new ‘zero cents’ AOC coin
  • pelosi-colt-45-sponsorPelosi scores Colt 45 as official malt liquor sponsor of impeachment

You may have missed

idf-kentucky
  • Politics
  • World

IDF Installs Razor Wire Fence Around Newest Israeli Settlement KY-4

The Babylon Bibi May 20, 2026 0
cassidy-cornyn
  • Politics

Trump Orders Cassidy and Cornyn to Don Three Stooges Wigs As Warning to Fellow RINOs

Robert L. Peters, Jr. May 20, 2026 0
trump-blockade-kentucky
  • Newsbeat
  • Politics

Trump Orders Blockade of Ohio River, Plans Airstrikes on Kentucky Over Massie Nuclear Threat

Exavier Saskagoochie May 19, 2026 0
trump-massie2
  • Politics

Israel Alerts Trump That Thomas Massie is Just 2 Weeks from Completing Nuclear Weapon

Exavier Saskagoochie May 18, 2026 0
miriam-adleson
  • Politics

With 0% of Votes Counted, Fox News Projects Miriam Adelson Victory in Kentucky House Primary

The Babylon Bibi May 17, 2026 0

Genesius Times

We strive to provide the most up-to-date, accurate fake news on the Internet. Our team of journalists, hacks, and starving writers only want one thing: to make you laugh and/or cry. Have a submission to contribute, click here?

We are a participant in the Amazon Services LLC Associates Program, an affiliate advertising program designed to provide a means for us to earn fees by linking to Amazon.com and affiliated sites.

This website may feature images that are subject to copyright protection. We believe in and adhere to the principles of fair use as defined in copyright law. This includes the use of copyrighted images for purposes such as commentary, criticism, news reporting, teaching, scholarship, and research. We aim to provide attribution wherever possible and ensure that the use of such images is within the limits set by fair use.

Recent Posts

  • IDF Installs Razor Wire Fence Around Newest Israeli Settlement KY-4
  • Trump Orders Cassidy and Cornyn to Don Three Stooges Wigs As Warning to Fellow RINOs
  • Trump Orders Blockade of Ohio River, Plans Airstrikes on Kentucky Over Massie Nuclear Threat
  • Israel Alerts Trump That Thomas Massie is Just 2 Weeks from Completing Nuclear Weapon
  • With 0% of Votes Counted, Fox News Projects Miriam Adelson Victory in Kentucky House Primary

Important Pages

Subscribe to Our Newsletter

GT Shop

It's Okay to Laugh

Genesius Times: Tomorrow's Babylon Bee Today

Categories

Advertising Business Culture Education Entertainment Featured Health Lifestyle & Beauty Newsbeat Politics Religion Science Sports Stories Tech Uncategorized World

  • Seriously. Shareable. Satire.
  • Business
  • Health
  • Science
  • Newsbeat
Copyright © All rights reserved. | Powered by by CoDe.