Skip to content

Genesius Times

The Most Reliable Source of Fake News on the Planet

Primary Menu

Genesius Times

  • Home
  • NewsbeatExclusive
  • Politics
  • Business
  • Science
    • Health
    • Tech
  • Culture
    • Religion
    • Entertainment
    • Sports
    • Lifestyle & Beauty
  • World
  • Subscribe
    • Where to Find Us
  • Support
    • Become a Patron
    • Shop
  • Home
  • Satire That’s Truer Than News
  • dinosaurs

dinosaurs

dinosaurs_yosemite
  • Culture
  • Health
  • Newsbeat
  • Science
  • World

Wildlife reclaiming parks during lockdown: ‘The brontosauruses have quadrupled’

Googly McMooglyface April 13, 2020

YOSEMITE NATIONAL PARK—Usually, when you drive through Yosemite Village, you have a tough time not running over gnarly rock climbers...

Read MoreRead more about Wildlife reclaiming parks during lockdown: ‘The brontosauruses have quadrupled’
theron-trex-child
  • Entertainment
  • Science

Charlize Theron begins transitioning son into Tyrannosaurus Rex

Exavier Saskagoochie December 31, 2019

Hollywood actress and professional virtue signaler Charlize Theron is the perfect mother, treating her children exactly as they want to...

Read MoreRead more about Charlize Theron begins transitioning son into Tyrannosaurus Rex
theron-trex-child
  • Entertainment
  • Science

Charlize Theron: ‘My child was a boy until age 3 when he said I’m a T-Rex’

Exavier Saskagoochie April 20, 2019

Charlize Theron is the perfect mother, treating her children exactly as they want to be treated when they're three years...

Read MoreRead more about Charlize Theron: ‘My child was a boy until age 3 when he said I’m a T-Rex’

Listen to the album that's out of this world!

Hot 5 Today

Trending

You may have missed

refugees-leftist
  • Politics
  • World

Local leftist peels off ‘All Refugees Welcome’ bumper sticker after finding out that some refugees are white

Exavier Saskagoochie May 12, 2025 0
buccees-vatican
  • Business
  • Religion

Buc-ee’s opens first store in Vatican City minutes after cardinals elect first American pope

Exavier Saskagoochie May 9, 2025 0
pope-biden
  • Politics
  • Religion
  • World

BREAKING: Catholic Cardinals Elect Joe Biden as Pope After Mysterious 3 AM Vote Surge

Exavier Saskagoochie May 7, 2025 0
bidens-fault
  • Politics
  • Science

BREAKING: Trump to rename San Andreas Fault to ‘Joe Biden’s Fault’

Jeremy Spoken May 7, 2025 0
bobs-vagene
  • Politics
  • World

BREAKING: India bombs Pakistan after they refused to send their ‘bobs and vagene’

Jeremy Spoken May 7, 2025 0

Genesius Times

We strive to provide the most up-to-date, accurate fake news on the Internet. Our team of journalists, hacks, and starving writers only want one thing: to make you laugh and/or cry. Have a submission to contribute, click here?

We are a participant in the Amazon Services LLC Associates Program, an affiliate advertising program designed to provide a means for us to earn fees by linking to Amazon.com and affiliated sites.

This website may feature images that are subject to copyright protection. We believe in and adhere to the principles of fair use as defined in copyright law. This includes the use of copyrighted images for purposes such as commentary, criticism, news reporting, teaching, scholarship, and research. We aim to provide attribution wherever possible and ensure that the use of such images is within the limits set by fair use.

Recent Posts

  • Local leftist peels off ‘All Refugees Welcome’ bumper sticker after finding out that some refugees are white
  • Buc-ee’s opens first store in Vatican City minutes after cardinals elect first American pope
  • BREAKING: Catholic Cardinals Elect Joe Biden as Pope After Mysterious 3 AM Vote Surge
  • BREAKING: Trump to rename San Andreas Fault to ‘Joe Biden’s Fault’
  • BREAKING: India bombs Pakistan after they refused to send their ‘bobs and vagene’

Categories

Advertising Business Culture Education Entertainment Featured Health Lifestyle & Beauty Newsbeat Politics Religion Science Sports Stories Tech Uncategorized World

  • Seriously. Shareable. Satire.
  • Business
  • Health
  • Science
  • Newsbeat
Copyright © All rights reserved. | Powered by by CoDe.
sponsored