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BREAKING: Trump fires Bolton for choosing Popeyes over Chik-fil-A in the chicken wars

Exavier Saskagoochie September 10, 2019 0

WASHINGTON—President Trump dismissed John Bolton, his national security adviser, after a contentious debate about chicken sandwiches. Trump tweeted, "I informed...

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Exavier Saskagoochie June 20, 2019 0

The US Navy has released new photos of the aftermath of the attack on oil tankers in the Gulf of...

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