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BREAKING: FBI foils insurrection plot devised by the FBI

Exavier Saskagoochie June 16, 2021

WASHINGTON, DC—The FBI has foiled the January 6 insurrection plot devised by the FBI, US Attorney General* Merrick Garland said...

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