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Study finds it’s much easier to defeat a terrorist group when you’re not secretly funding them

Exavier Saskagoochie October 31, 2019

President Donald Trump recently declared that ISIS leader Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi was dead after a US military raid in northwest Syria over...

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Notorious Warmonger John Bolton returns to simpler life as the Mad Hatter

Earnest O'Connor September 12, 2019

Some say it was John Bolton’s previous life as the infamous character, the Mad Hatter, from Alice in Wonderland that...

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