Notorious Warmonger John Bolton returns to simpler life as the Mad Hatter


Some say it was John Bolton’s previous life as the infamous character, the Mad Hatter, from Alice in Wonderland that first stirred up his bloodlust. That wonderful time he spent with Doormouse, drinking imaginary tea, constructing battle plans to overthrow the Queen of Hearts and nuke the Cheshire Cat. Those little conflicts would come to be described as “merry un-birthdays.”

Others say Bolton didn’t develop a bloodlust until he was commanding America’s military-industrial-complex to confiscate the world’s black gold. In either case, drinking imaginary tea while plotting with the door mouse to overthrow the Queen of Wonderland was a life for which John Bolton longed to return.

President Trump, for his part, opened the incredibly tiny door through which Bolton would have to pass in order to return to those simpler times. I for my part, wish John Bolton the best. For it takes a high level feverish mind to leave the world’s leader in the culture of death to return to a simpler life in a make believe world to plot its overthrow with an imaginary mouse. Good luck and Godspeed John Bolton.


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