Strategic Salt Reserves

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BREAKING: McCarthy replenishes US Strategic Salt Reserves from Rep Tlaib’s tears after Omar’s committee ouster

Exavier Saskagoochie February 3, 2023

WASHINGTON, DC—The new Congress is already seeing returns from its Republican majority. Speaker of the House Kevin McCarthy was able...

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BREAKING: Pete Hegseth storms Senate Armed Forces Hearing; claims Capitol for Jesus Christ

Exavier Saskagoochie January 14, 2025 0

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BREAKING: Pete Hegseth opens senate confirmation hearing by calling Adam Schiff ‘so ugly even Epstein wouldn’t bring him to his island’

US Ministry of Truth January 14, 2025 0

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BREAKING: In lieu of aid, Biden reassures California wildfire victims he will be sending $100 billion to Ukraine in their name

Exavier Saskagoochie January 14, 2025 0

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AOC horrified that people are using gas-powered blowtorches instead of solar-powered one to start wildfires in California

Exavier Saskagoochie January 13, 2025 0

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Gavin Newsom unveils fully-developed ‘totally spontaneous’ plans to rebuild Los Angeles after fires

Exavier Saskagoochie January 12, 2025 0