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BREAKING: 17-year-old at DNC horrified to learn he’s Tim Walz’s son

Exavier Saskagoochie August 22, 2024

CHICAGO—A 17-year-old political enthusiast at the Democratic National Convention was left in utter dismay after discovering that his long-lost father...

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Harris Unveils New Campaign Slogan: “No Tax On Men’s Tampons”

Robert L. Peters, Jr. August 12, 2024

WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a bold and unexpected move, Vice President Kamala Harris has unveiled her campaign's new slogan: "No...

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FACT CHECK: Yes, Tim Walz did receive a medal of valor as the first person to land on the moon in 1969

Exavier Saskagoochie August 12, 2024

WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a shocking revelation that has left historians scrambling to revise their textbooks, Minnesota Governor Tim Walz...

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Kamala giddy to find out who she picked for her VP

Robert L. Peters, Jr. August 9, 2024

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Vice President Kamala Harris was brimming with excitement Tuesday morning when she discovered, like most Democrats, who...

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