WASHINGTON, DC—Government officials are “very worried” that Russia may seize US bioweapons labs in Ukraine that don’t exist.

“Do we have biolabs in Ukraine where we are developing biological weapons that may have included C0v-ID? Absolutely not. But we are very worried that Russia may seize those biolabs and find out that we’ve been developing biological weapons that may have included C0v-ID,” Under Secretary of State for Political Affairs Victoria Nuland said Tuesday.

Nuland said that she was 100 percent sure that if there was a biological attack that it would be from the bioweapons that the US didn’t create in those labs that don’t exist.

“It is clear that Russia will lose this conflict – it is only a matter of time,” Nuland said adding that Ukraine needs continued defensive support from the US and European allies to “protect the sensitive buildings and biological substances that don’t exist over there.”

China has weighed in on the subject.

“According to the data released by the US, it has 26 biological laboratories and other related facilities in Ukraine that aren’t there,” Foreign Ministry spokesman Zhao Lijian said at a news conference in Beijing. “US is assho.”

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