WOKE: Cory Booker pledges to call running mate a woman even if she’s a man

In a grammatically confusing announcement, Senator Cory Booker, D-NJ, pledged to nominate a female running mate on Wednesday while speaking at the She The People Presidential Forum in Houston, even if he picks a man for the job.

“I will have a woman running mate, even if she’s a man, regardless of its biological sex or whether or not they want to be called a woman,” Booker said. “It’s just the right thing to do.”

The Democratic primary has become an intersectional olympics of sorts with candidates trying to out-victim each other. The latest ploy has been male candidates promising to select women for their running mates.

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“I am very woke,” Booker announced, “and if I choose you to be my running mate, you’re going to be woke too. Woker than you ever imagined.”

This follows John Hickenlooper’s promise that he would “of course” pick a female running mate and candidate John Jingleheimerschmidt’s promise to select Chet the living turd as his running mate.