Woman who advocates for murdering children in womb, unexpectedly aborted from job

It has been a rough day for Leana Wen, as the board of Planned Parenthood decided to abort her position after only eight months.

In abortion vernacular, this would be considered late term. For a child in utero, it involves brain evacuation and dismemberment. For her, it means finding another job. We know who the real victim is here.

According to reports, Leana Wen’s tenure was cut short by the Trump presidency. And while losing a job is nowhere near the same orbit as having your life cut short before even getting started, maybe, just maybe, this will at least make her consider what exactly it is she was advocating for.


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