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Month: June 2020

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Public schools to replace Dodgeball with rubber bullets this fall

Justin Case June 2, 2020 0

Luckily, gyms throughout this great nation of ours are empty, so they can be remodeled for the fall season. In...

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Bill de Blasio’s daughter arrested for impersonating Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez

Exavier Saskagoochie June 1, 2020 0

The daughter of Mayor Bill de Blasio, Chiara, has been arrested for trying to impersonate US Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY)...

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Local courts flooded with Karens demanding name change

Dr. Percival Poppycock June 1, 2020 0

After recent events giving Karens a bad name, Karens across the fruited plains of America have inundated municipal civil courts...

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