RIP Stephen Colbert
What a sad day for comedy. Not only did we lose legend Bob Saget but also a good friend of...
Dr. Percival Poppycock
I'm a doctor, so if you disagree with me, you disagree with science. That's how it works.
BREAKING: White supremacists descend on Minneapolis-St. Paul
After a night of mostly peaceful burning and looting throughout the Twin Cities, white supremacists descended on the burned-out businesses...
Local courts flooded with Karens demanding name change
After recent events giving Karens a bad name, Karens across the fruited plains of America have inundated municipal civil courts...
BREAKING: Trump lengthens day to 25.5 hours to jump start economy
WASHINGTON — In an Oval Office ceremony held with business leaders and entrepreneurs at his side, President Trump today signed...
New Cheetos face mask lets wearer stay healthy while munching on a fried cheezy snack all day
PLANO, TX — Chester Cheetah has introduced a new COVID-inspired face mask, resembling a cheetah muzzle, designed to help the...
