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Month: December 2020

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BREAKING: Biden suffers multiple injuries while playing with his wife

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NEWARK, DE—Self-declared President-Elect Joe Biden suffered multiple injuries while "playing with his wife," a spokesman said. “C'mon man, we were...

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BREAKING: The FBI has found no evidence of election fraud after not looking for it

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Attorney General William Barr said that the Justice Department has found no evidence of widespread fraud in this year's election...

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BREAKING: Dominion voting machines switched votes to Taco Bell in 2018 Best Mexican Food election

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People were shocked when Taco Bell won Harris Poll's "Best Mexican Food" election in 2018. Now, sources close to the...

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