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Month: November 2024

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BREAKING: Peanut the squirrel teams up with Harambe to posthumously endorse Donald Trump

Exavier Saskagoochie November 4, 2024 0

NEW YORK—The spirit of Peanut the Squirrel has teamed up with Harambe the gorilla to posthumously endorse former President Donald...

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Frustrated SNL Writers Hoping Harris Does Something To Make Fun Of

Robert L. Peters, Jr. November 2, 2024 0

SNL’s head writer Kahm Eddie Isded has a problem most comedy writers dream of: a Vice President so flawless she’s...

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“Who Do I Have To Kill To Get Back On SNL?” Asks Hilarious Alec Baldwin

Robert L. Peters, Jr. November 2, 2024 0

As Alec Baldwin’s infamous presence resurfaces, speculation mounts over how a man who has faced serious allegations can still confidently...

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