CNN: Car mostly-peacefully drives itself into Magdeburg Christmas market
GERMANY—A car, seemingly driven by the spirit of Christmas itself, embarked on a "mostly peaceful" journey through the Magdeburg Christmas...
Month: December 2024
‘Climate change is the single greatest threat to humanity’ says the guy who’s trying to start a global thermonuclear war
In an ironic twist of political discourse, President Joe Biden's assertion that "climate change is the single greatest threat to...
Rep Crenshaw has started wearing 2 eye patches so he doesn’t have to read what’s being said about him on X
U.S. Representative Dan Crenshaw (R-TX) has adopted an unusual new look that has both intrigued and amused the public: he's...
BREAKING: Powell announces Federal Reserve has added Hawk Tuah Girl to advisory role
Federal Reserve Chairman Jerome Powell announced today that the central bank will now be seeking investment advice from Hailey Welch,...
BREAKING: WNBA’s Caitlin Clark to play in blackface to compensate for her white privilege
In an unprecedented move, the Women's National Basketball Association (WNBA) has announced a new policy aimed at addressing racial inequality...
BREAKING: Disney pulls scene of Clinton’s visit to Epstein Island from Pixar’s show after Kamala’s loss
VISTA DEL MAL, CA—Disney has decided to remove a controversial scene from an upcoming Pixar streaming series. The scene in...
AOC: If gun control doesn’t work, then why aren’t there any shootings in gun-free zones?
This is so infuriating. Shame on the NRA. Shame on the GOP. Shame on that state! After another mass shooting,...
BREAKING: Leftists take a break from celebrating shooting of healthcare CEO to call for gun control
Leftist activists who were recently seen getting tattoos to celebrate the assassination of United Healthcare CEO Brian Thompson have now...
Mystery Solved: Drones Only Orbiting Chris Christie They Mistook For Home Planet
TRENTON, NJ—In a revelation that has both amused and baffled New Jersey residents, government officials have finally cracked the case...
BREAKING: Nation horrified to learn that mass shooter wasn’t a straight white male
In an event that has shaken the core beliefs of many Americans, the country woke up to the shocking news...
