Starting in 2025, all refrigerators will have life-size replica of RFK Jr. judging your food choices
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In an unprecedented move to combat unhealthy eating and save the planet, a new federal mandate set...
Year: 2024
WOW: Devout Christian Sophie Raine made $47 Million on OnlyFans by posting cute pictures of Bible verses
Devout Christian Sophie Raine has made a staggering $47 million on OnlyFans by posting cute pictures of Bible verses. According...
BREAKING: Trump has invaded Canada
In a shocking turn of events, former President Donald Trump has invaded Canada in a bizarre pre-presidential stunt that has...
BREAKING: Rooftop Koreans heading back to Korea to settle things down
The Rooftop Koreans have announced that they are heading back to their home country in an effort to settle things...
Hunter Biden changes name to ‘Nobody’ so Democrats aren’t lying when they say ‘Nobody is above the law!’
Hunter Biden has legally changed his name to "Nobody" in order to be consistent with all the prominent Democrats who...
BREAKING: Google office quarantined after someone was wished a ‘Merry Christmas’
MOUNTAIN VIEW, CA—The Google Headquarters shut down Monday after a delivery man cheerfully wished a receptionist a "Merry Christmas". All...
AOC: If Biden gives blanket pardon to all criminals like he did Hunter there would be a dramatic drop in crime in this country
In a society where mass incarceration has disproportionately impacted communities of color and the poor, it is time for us...
BREAKING: Hundreds of J6 defendants change their name to Hunter Biden to get in on Joe Biden’s blanket pardon of his son
Hundreds of January 6th (J6) defendants have changed their names to Hunter Biden in a desperate attempt to secure Joe...
BREAKING: Vatican decrees that it’s okay to start playing Christmas music now
VATICAN CITY—In a rare move blending religious tradition and modern holiday spirit, the Vatican officially announced that it’s acceptable to...
Ocasio-Cortez vows to use only lowercase letters to fight capitalism
Capitalism has been way too successful at creating wealth across demographics for two centuries and democratic socialists like Rep. Alexandria...
