Rep. Adam Schiff has died at the age of 59 after long battle with TDS

Representative Adam Bennett Schiff has died at the age of 59 after a long battle with a severe case of TDS—Trump derangement syndrome.

He was an American politician serving as the U.S. Representative for California’s 28th congressional district since 2013. A member of the Democratic Party, Schiff was in his 10th term as a congressman, having served since 2001.

His greatest accomplishment was running a President Trump impeachment hearing with a series of witnesses who did not witness anything.

“Toward the end, you could just see the TDS eating away at him,” Rep. Devin Nunes said. “I thought his eyes were going to pop out of his face and spill out onto the Intelligence Committee desk during that hearing.”

Schiff is survived by his wife Eve and two children, Alexa and Elijah.

Many people have gone crazy with TDS, but Schiff is the first reported death by TDS in the US.

Aside from the impeachment hearing, Schiff was extremely proud about threatening the use of government force regarding mandating vaccines.


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