Skip to content

Genesius Times

The Most Reliable Source of Fake News on the Planet

Primary Menu

Genesius Times

  • Home
  • NewsbeatExclusive
  • Politics
  • Business
  • Science
    • Health
    • Tech
  • Culture
    • Religion
    • Entertainment
    • Sports
    • Lifestyle & Beauty
  • World
  • Subscribe
    • Where to Find Us
  • Support
    • Become a Patron
    • Shop
  • Home
  • 2025
  • March
  • Page 3

Month: March 2025

dancing-with-tsars
  • Entertainment
  • Politics
  • World

Zelensky launches new reality TV show: Dancing with the Tsars in bold war-fundraising effort

Uncle Paul's Parodies March 3, 2025 0

In a dazzling pivot from trench warfare to twirling waltzes, Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky has unveiled his latest strategy to...

Read MoreRead more about Zelensky launches new reality TV show: Dancing with the Tsars in bold war-fundraising effort

Posts pagination

Previous 1 2 3

Currently trending:

  • obama-statueStatue of Obama Performing an Abortion on Lady Liberty Unveiled at the Obama Presidential Library
  • california-primaryCalifornia reports that they could know who won the governor primary by sometime early 2028
  • talarico-transTalarico: ‘Preborn Babies Are Like Tapeworms and Have No Rights Unless They’re Trans, In Which Case, They Deserve to Live’
  • all-things-considered-problematicAll Things Considered…Problematic: The Quiet Violence of Coffee
  • jaxson-dart-trumpNFL suspends Jaxson Dart for introducing Trump instead of beating his wife like a good NFL player
  • commieWealth Redistribution Surprisingly Popular Among People With No Wealth
  • joe-biden-presidential-libraryJoe Biden finally raises enough money for his presidential library
  • fbi-jill-biden-clothesBREAKING: FBI won’t raid Biden’s home because Jill Biden’s wardrobe is ‘eewie’
  • eliot-page“Are You Not Validated?” – Elliot Page Gladiator Remake Review
  • Deep-thoughts-AOCAOC: If we just legalize fraud, there would be a dramatic drop in illegal fraud in the US

You may have missed

california-primary
  • Politics

California reports that they could know who won the governor primary by sometime early 2028

Exavier Saskagoochie June 3, 2026 0
talarico-trans
  • Politics
  • Religion

Talarico: ‘Preborn Babies Are Like Tapeworms and Have No Rights Unless They’re Trans, In Which Case, They Deserve to Live’

Exavier Saskagoochie June 2, 2026 0
all-things-considered-problematic
  • Health
  • Lifestyle & Beauty

All Things Considered…Problematic: The Quiet Violence of Coffee

Exavier Saskagoochie June 2, 2026 0
obama-statue
  • Culture
  • Politics

Statue of Obama Performing an Abortion on Lady Liberty Unveiled at the Obama Presidential Library

Exavier Saskagoochie June 2, 2026 0
jaxson-dart-trump
  • Politics
  • Sports

NFL suspends Jaxson Dart for introducing Trump instead of beating his wife like a good NFL player

Exavier Saskagoochie May 30, 2026 0

Genesius Times

We strive to provide the most up-to-date, accurate fake news on the Internet. Our team of journalists, hacks, and starving writers only want one thing: to make you laugh and/or cry. Have a submission to contribute, click here?

We are a participant in the Amazon Services LLC Associates Program, an affiliate advertising program designed to provide a means for us to earn fees by linking to Amazon.com and affiliated sites.

This website may feature images that are subject to copyright protection. We believe in and adhere to the principles of fair use as defined in copyright law. This includes the use of copyrighted images for purposes such as commentary, criticism, news reporting, teaching, scholarship, and research. We aim to provide attribution wherever possible and ensure that the use of such images is within the limits set by fair use.

Recent Posts

  • California reports that they could know who won the governor primary by sometime early 2028
  • Talarico: ‘Preborn Babies Are Like Tapeworms and Have No Rights Unless They’re Trans, In Which Case, They Deserve to Live’
  • All Things Considered…Problematic: The Quiet Violence of Coffee
  • Statue of Obama Performing an Abortion on Lady Liberty Unveiled at the Obama Presidential Library
  • NFL suspends Jaxson Dart for introducing Trump instead of beating his wife like a good NFL player

Important Pages

Subscribe to Our Newsletter

GT Shop

It's Okay to Laugh

Genesius Times: Tomorrow's Babylon Bee Today

Categories

Advertising Business Culture Education Entertainment Featured Health Lifestyle & Beauty Newsbeat Politics Religion Science Sports Stories Tech Uncategorized World

  • Seriously. Shareable. Satire.
  • Business
  • Health
  • Science
  • Newsbeat
Copyright © All rights reserved. | Powered by by CoDe.