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BREAKING: Ilhan Omar offers condolences to family of ISIS-linked New Orleans terrorist

Exavier Saskagoochie January 2, 2025 0

New Orleans, LA — In an unexpected move that has stirred controversy, U.S. Representative Ilhan Omar (D-MN) has publicly offered...

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BREAKING: Nation horrified to learn terrorist wasn’t a white supremacist

Jeremy Spoken January 1, 2025 0

New Orleans, LA — In a stunning turn of events that has left the nation reevaluating its assumptions, the identity...

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BREAKING: Wray promises to allow several more terrorist attacks before he steps down as FBI Director

Exavier Saskagoochie January 1, 2025 0

Washington, D.C. — In a surprising yet somewhat expected turn of events, FBI Director Christopher Wray has announced his commitment...

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