Karmelo Anthony is The Felon of Troy
Frisco, Texas — In what scholars of classical literature are already calling a bold reinterpretation of Homeric epic, Karmelo Anthony...
Month: June 2026
Trump Announces 38th Final Iran Peace Deal Coincidentally Timed With Enormous Stock Bet
WASHINGTON — President Donald Trump announced Thursday that the United States and Iran are on the verge of signing what...
Belfast ravaged by climate change following migrant attack
BELFAST—PSNI Assistant Chief Constable Siobhan Murphy told reporters: “We are monitoring a number of incidents involving fire. However, it is...
Sentenced to 35 Years in Jail? Ask Your Doctor About ‘Not Murdering People for No Good Reason’
As a physician with over 25 years in clinical practice, I see patients every day who are struggling with the...
After Belfast Beheading Attempt, Officials Warn Against Backlash Towards Peaceful Beheaders
Belfast – Following a determined but unsuccessful attempt to saw off a man's head with a large knife in broad...
COPS: UK provides masterclass in woke policing
LONDON — In what is being hailed as a “masterclass in modern policing,” two heroic Metropolitan Police officers were caught...
Karen Bass Vows To Save Los Angeles From Incompetent Mayor Karen Bass
LOS ANGELES — Promising to rescue Los Angeles from years of failed leadership, Mayor Karen Bass announced Monday that she...
Nick Saban urges Congress to save college football by returning to paying players under the table
WASHINGTON—In a marathon Senate Judiciary Committee hearing Tuesday, legendary former coach Nick Saban urged lawmakers to save the sport he...
Trump Confirms Reflecting Pool Filled With 100% Ethically-Sourced Liberal Tears
WASHINGTON — Former President Donald Trump confirmed Thursday that the National Mall’s Reflecting Pool is now filled entirely with liberal...
BREAKING: Trump’s Refurbished Reflecting Pool Mysteriously Reflects Only His Face
WASHINGTON — Officials confirmed Tuesday that the recently renovated Reflecting Pool on the National Mall now displays an image of...
