Ilhan Omar Comes Out of Hiding for an Appearance on Jerry Springer
CHICAGO — Rep. Ilhan Omar participated in a taping of the Jerry Springer show on Friday. The episode is scheduled...
Year: 2026
AOC: ‘These poor pumpkins have been drained of their spice by illegal poachers; this needs to stop!’
I don't know who needs to hear it, but pumpkin spice poaching is not okay. I just visited a field...
SURPRISE: Obama Defends Foreign-Born Politician Who Ran Under Another Name After Marriage Questions
WASHINGTON — Former President Barack Obama said Thursday that a politician’s foreign birth, earlier use of a different name, and...
French Officials Unable to Determine Who Surrenders First in Ongoing Unrest
PARIS — French authorities said they have been unable to establish which side yields first when rioters and government officials...
Ilhan Omar Pleads the Fifth 113 Times on Whether Her Husband Is Her Brother
WASHINGTON — Rep. Ilhan Omar invoked her Fifth Amendment right against self-incrimination 113 times on Wednesday when asked whether her...
Clever Wife Finds Twentieth New Place to Hide the Car Keys This Month
A local woman has located a new spot for the car keys, marking the twentieth such discovery this month. The...
Louvre Hosts Open House for Looters; “Girl with the Suicidal Empathy” Left Untouched
PARIS — The Louvre Museum held an open house for looters on Tuesday. Attendees removed objects from multiple galleries. The...
Netanyahu Demands 2-State Solution for France Following Unrest
JERUSALEM — Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu said Tuesday that France should adopt a two-state solution following several nights of...
Macron: “It’s Not a Riot If It’s Not From France’s Riôt Region. This Is Just Sparkling Social Discontent”
PARIS — President Emmanuel Macron said Monday that recent disturbances in several French cities do not qualify as riots, because...
Trump Taps Sydney Sweeney as New Press Secretary, Pledges “Nothing but Policy”
WASHINGTON — President Trump announced that actress Sydney Sweeney will serve as White House Press Secretary. In her first briefing,...