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NFL Teams Lining Up to Draft The Cornell 7

Robert L. Peters, Jr. October 1, 2026 0

ITHACA, N.Y. — Cornell University announced Thursday that seven of its students had been selected in the NFL Draft, a...

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Iran Graciously Lets Democrats Use Their Trademarked slogan “Death to America” for 2026 midterm Election

Exavier Saskagoochie October 1, 2026 0

WASHINGTON — The Islamic Republic of Iran announced Thursday that it would graciously permit several Democratic campaign committees to use...

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Macron Caught Playing Lute As France Burns to the Ground

Exavier Saskagoochie October 1, 2026 0

PARIS — President Emmanuel Macron was photographed Thursday evening adjusting the tuning pegs of a lute on the balcony of...

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