Medical experts are shocked that no one is wearing masks after they said to wear masks after they said to not wear masks.

“The science is settled, which overturns the previous settled science,” Dr. Anthony Fauci said at the daily coronavirus press conference. “People need to wear masks to stop the spread of COVID-19.”

Experts, who have stated emphatically that they are “pretty sure” they got it right this time say that masks are necessary.

The experts have recently revised their guidelines to encourage everyone to wear masks in public, whether they are infected or not. Experts claim this measure definitely reduces the spread of the disease.

“Yes, we have previously stated emphatically that it does not help slow the spread and we will likely return to that recommendation in the near future, but until we change our mind, we are 100 percent certain that they are necessary,” Fauci added.

Media covered the horrific scene of Memorial Day celebrants rejecting the expert recommendations that contradicted their earlier recommendations including some of the media themselves.

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