SALT LAKE CITY–Vice President Mike Pence‘s excellent debate responses were fed to him by a covert drone fly that was caught on camera for more than two minutes.

“Pence absolutely crushed it. He was poised and answered the questions that needed to be answered and went after Kamala Harris and Joe Biden’s record on various topics. There was no way that he could’ve done it alone. He needed help. Clearly the drone fly was helping him,” Democratic National Committee (DNC) Chair Tom Perez said.

The DNC plans on suing the Trump/Pence administration for cheating in this way during the debate.

Conspiracy theories about Joe Biden wearing a wire to feed him answers to questions in the first presidential debate were debunked thoroughly by personalities in the mainstream media.

“We categorically deny the use of any drone fly or whatever you just said,” White House Press Secretary Kayleigh McEnany said. “Vice President Pence is just that good.”

A closeup of the fly was taken during the debate:

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