People across the country reflect on the tragedies of 3/13/19 when Facebook, Instagram, and Whatsapp went down.

“I was scanning through my feed absolutely mindless and went to like something and it gave me an error,” said Roger Frown. “I’ll never forget it. And I’ll never forgive them.”

“I was getting to post a picture of myself in the bathroom on Insta,” Monique French said, “and I picked all the best hashtags, then BAM! Nothing.”

Users have had to face the horror of not looking at the apps for more than three minutes and that is causing some health problems. Others have made the difficult transition to Twitter.

“I went into withdrawals immediately,” Philbert Jenkins said. “I started doing meth to compensate and it’s been a pretty wild ride.”

At the time of publishing there is no end in sight for this horrible social disaster.

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