BREAKING: Nancy Pelosi breaks her own mask rule, kills 74 people

WASHINGTON, DC—Nancy Pelosi broke her own mask rule for a photo op at the Capitol, killing 74 people.

When questioned about it, Pelosi seemed to forget the rule, then forget she broke it.

“This is a sad day for this country,” Pelosi said after violating her own rule. “And I plan on holding all the unvaccinated accountable for this horrible violation of my rules.”

President* Biden commented that, “the important thing is to make sure those people that Nancy Pelosi killed will still be able to vote in the next presidential election.”

About Author

Exavier Saskagoochie

Exavier is an excellent writer—tremendous. He’s really very, very talented. And his hair is really great too. He should have a couple Pulitzers under his belt by now if there was any justice. If he brightened your day at all please consider tipping a coffee or a leg of mutton through this link!

See author's posts