US—Tennis superstar Novak Djokovic has entered the United States through the Southern border with thousands of illegal immigrants so he doesn’t have to be vaccinated to be here and play in the US Open tournament.

President* Biden has said that Djokovic cannot enter the US since he’s not vaccinated despite the fact that he’s had COVID and is one of the healthiest people in the world.

But Djokovic found a way around it by joining the millions of illegal immigrants entering the country without being forced to be vaccinated.

“It was a difficult journey, but I met some great people and should still be prepared for the tournament,” Djokovic said.

Djokovic was given a free cell phone, free food, and a free first-class flight to New York to stay at a 5-star hotel during the tournament because he came through the Southern border.

“He’s not going to receive that kind of treatment anywhere else,” White House spokesman Karen Jean-Pierre said.

Djokovic is the world number one and will be favored to win the US Open like he won Wimbledon.

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