London is seeing an unprecedented rise in violent crime. As a result, ISIS has claimed responsibility for the disastrous London Mayor Sadiq Khan.

In London, rape is up 18% and theft is up 34%. Homicide is up 27%. Burglary is up 19%. Gun crime is up 16%. Knife crime is up 31%. Youth homicide is up a staggering 70%.

In a VHS video delivered to the BBC, the terrorist state group known as ISIS has claimed that since they can’t hijack airplanes anymore, all they can do is hijack cities.

In the video, the man believed to be the chief suspect, Mohammad bin Zizziffizz, leads masked, black-clad disciples pledging fealty to the Islamic State.

“We will destroy all infidels and their infidel cities so that we can rule!” Zizziffizz is seen yelling.

US President Trump has been critical of the Mayor, tweeting: “Sadiq Khan, has been a disaster. It makes total sense that he’s just a different kind of terror attack on the city of London.”

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