Former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton will become a professor at Columbia University focusing on how to break the law and get away with it.

“Hillary Clinton has had an amazingly successful criminal career,” Columbia President Lee C. Bollinger said in a statement. “Given her extraordinary talents and capacities in violating our nation’s laws and avoiding arrest and punishment, Hillary Clinton is unique, and, most importantly, exceptional in what she can bring to the University’s core mission of showing how to be a career criminal and successful at the same time.”

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