AOC recommends burning books instead of using gas stoves to cook

WASHINGTON, DC—Heated remarks continue in the ‘stove wars’ as Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY) mocked Republicans on Thursday evening for their ‘meltdown’ over a report that President Joe Biden was considering banning gas stoves.

AOC recommended burning books as a much more politically correct way of cooking instead of the controversial natural gas stoves.

“I burn books all the time to cook,” Ocasio-Cortez said. “I’ve burned everything from ‘Common Sense‘ by Thomas Payne to ‘The Real Anthony Fauci‘ by RFK Jr. I’ve even been know to cook on a burning US Constitution!”

“I do think it’s funny that, like, absolute utter Republican meltdown where they’re like you can take my gas stove out of my cold dead hands,” the progressive firebrand said in a video posted to her Instagram. 

“There are alternatives to burning fossil fuels people! Like you can totally get an electric stove and just get your electricity from the wall!”

AOC is on her third year of the hit reality show “Cooking with Communism” where the popular hostess shows people how to cook their pets.

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