It takes a major crisis to divert the attention of liberals away from praising the killing of innocent human babies, but recently it is happening. More and more, liberals are taking a break from celebrating the death of innocent American babies in abortion to mourn the death of immigrant children.

“It’s just horrific to see innocent human beings allowed to die like that,” Sen. Elizabeth Warren said of the five immigrant children who have died at US border detention facilities in the last six months. “I can’t even,” she added awkwardly taking a swig of IPA.

Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez made news showing off her superb fashion sense outside of the Tornillo, Texas detention facility. She devastated at the conditions the detainees had to endure until she was engulfed in flames after touching the high-voltage fencing. After the incident, she said that she had to imagine the children had been aborted to make her feel better about the living conditions.

“I can’t even stand it here,” Ocasio-Cortez said. “I need to go back to the safe space and relaxing environment of Planned Parenthood or an inner city high school.”

Julian Castro said that he just wishes we could open the borders and let these children live so he can go back to promoting the killing of innocent American children.

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