NEW YORK—In a bold move, pop sensation Taylor Swift has announced that she will not shave her mustache or armpit hair until President Donald Trump is taken off the ballot. The singer, who has been known to stay mum on political issues in the past, took to Twitter to share her protest with her millions of followers. 

Swift’s tweet, which has since gone viral, reads, “Hey @realDonaldTrump, I’m growing out my mustache and armpit hair until you’re no longer on the ballot. #NotMyPresident.” The message was accompanied by a selfie of the star, proudly displaying her new facial and body hair. 

The tweet has been met with mixed reactions, with some praising Swift for taking a stand against Trump and others criticizing her for focusing on her own appearance rather than the issues at hand. 

Swift’s publicist, however, insists that the singer’s decision is a personal one and not intended as a political statement. “Taylor is simply expressing her individuality and making a statement about body hair in general,” the representative said in a statement. “She has always been a strong advocate for self-expression and individuality.” 

As Swift’s mustache and armpit hair continue to grow, it remains to be seen whether her protest will have any impact on Trump’s re-election campaign. In the meantime, fans and critics alike are watching closely to see how the situation unfolds.

_{Originally published March 13, 2024.}

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