BREAKING: Dozens of fat ugly women won’t have sex with you until Trump is removed from office

US—Dozens of fat and ugly women have announced that they will not have sex with any man until President Donald Trump is removed from office. This unprecedented demand has sent shockwaves through the dating world, leaving many to wonder if these women have finally had enough or if they are simply using Trump’s presidency as an excuse to why they’re not . 

During a press conference, the group of women stated that they believe having sex with anyone while Trump remains in power would be a betrayal of their progressive values. They argue that by withholding sexual favors until Trump is removed, they are actively working to bring about change in American politics. 

“This is our way of taking a stand against the Trump administration,” said one of the women. “We refuse to participate in any form of intimacy until our country is free from this tyrant. We hope that by doing so, we can send a message to the world that we will not tolerate injustice, especially in the bedroom.” 

The reaction to this announcement has been mixed, with some expressing support for the women’s decision to use their sexuality as a political tool, while others have laughed it off as yet another example of political hypocrisy. Social media has been abuzz with memes and jokes mocking the group’s stance, with many users pointing out the irony of using sex as leverage to remove a president. 

As the nation continues to grapple with this latest development, it remains to be seen how the fat and ugly women’s demand will impact the political landscape. One thing is certain, though: the group’s decision to withhold sexual favors until Trump is removed has quickly become the talk of the town, and not in a way they likely intended.

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