WASHINGTON, DC—The Kamala Harris campaign has come forward to admit that their defeat in the recent election can be attributed to a lack of investment in twerking. According to leaked documents, the campaign only spent $5 million on twerking-related activities, which they now believe was not enough to sway voters and win the election. 

During a press conference, a spokesperson for the Harris campaign admitted that they had underestimated the importance of twerking in today’s political landscape and that they should have allocated more resources to this critical aspect of campaigning. 

“Twerking is a powerful tool in the modern political arena, and we should have invested more heavily in it,” said the spokesperson. “We now know that a well-executed twerking strategy could have made all the difference in this election.” 

The reaction to the Harris campaign’s admission has been mixed, with some expressing sympathy for their twerking deficit and others laughing it off as yet another example of political overspending. Social media has been abuzz with memes and jokes mocking the campaign’s lack of investment in twerking, with many users pointing out the irony of prioritizing dance moves over substantive policy proposals. 

As the nation continues to grapple with this latest development, it remains to be seen how the Harris campaign’s twerking deficit will impact the political landscape. One thing is certain, though: the campaign’s admission that they lost because they didn’t spend enough on twerking has quickly become the talk of the town, and not in a way they likely intended.

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