WASHINGTON, DC—Democratic strategist has come forward to blame inflation for Senator Kamala Harris’ loss in the recent election. According to the strategist, the rising cost of goods and services made it impossible for Harris to buy the election, despite her reported $1 billion campaign budget. 

During a press conference, the strategist explained that with inflation rates soaring, the cost of purchasing votes and influencing key voters had become prohibitively expensive for the Harris campaign. 

“It’s no secret that elections can be bought and sold, but with inflation running rampant, it’s becoming increasingly difficult to secure a victory on the cheap,” said the strategist. “In this economic climate, you essentially need to be a billionaire just to have a chance at winning an election.” 

The reaction to the strategist’s comments has been mixed, with some expressing sympathy for the challenges faced by the Harris campaign due to inflation, while others have laughed it off as yet another example of political grandstanding.

Social media has been abuzz with memes and jokes mocking the strategist’s stance, with many users pointing out the irony of blaming inflation for a loss in an election that is still ultimately decided by the voters. 

As the nation continues to grapple with this latest development, it remains to be seen how the Democratic strategist’s blame of inflation for Harris’ loss will impact the political landscape.

One thing is certain, though: the strategist’s comments about the rising cost of buying an election have quickly become the talk of the town, and not in a way they likely intended.

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